Maura's Kidney

I am Maura's kidney. I am shaped like a bean.
Please feel free to ask me questions,
I will answer them as soon as I am able.
Being a kidney is hard work.
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angiesvoice asked: Would you give yourself to Jane if she need you?

janeandmaura:

The fact that Sasha started following Maura’s Kidney on twitter just makes me love her even more.

<3

janeandmaura:

The fact that Sasha started following Maura’s Kidney on twitter just makes me love her even more.

<3

(Source: supafangirl)

bardaholic asked: Kidney Communicator: Will you post any interactions with Sasha here on Tumblr for us non-Twitter-users? Pretty please with a cherry on top? :3

Answering this one right away - Yes, absolutely, broken-bard! I’m new to Twitter myself and am not particularly savvy at using it.

I must thank my flowery assistant Lee for helping me with Maura’s Kidney’s twitter account. :)

Kidney Communicator: brb dying of happy

Kidney Communicator: brb dying of happy

betterthan-wikipedia asked: Is Maura aware that her two kidneys run a blog?

Maura’s kidney uses the magic of Bluetooth technology to tap into Maura’s laptop and internet connection.

(Catney uses her sister kidney’s internet access, but more about that soon…)

hausofnichya asked: you should tell Twitter!Maura about this blog. If not, I will!!!

The post in which we discover Maura’s kidney has been mildly misinformed. 

sevilleseville asked: Hey, Maura's kidney! are you just roaming around town or are you back in her body? I only ask because Jane is pretty determined to keep you in Maura's body. :)

Kidney Communicator: I started this blog on merely a whim so I am very happy that so many people find it entertaining. Maura&#8217;s kidney would like to pass on her gratitude as well; after filtering blood and producing urine her entire life she enjoys taking a moment to respond to your questions! We aim to answer each and every one of you. 
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Kidney Communicator: I started this blog on merely a whim so I am very happy that so many people find it entertaining. Maura’s kidney would like to pass on her gratitude as well; after filtering blood and producing urine her entire life she enjoys taking a moment to respond to your questions! We aim to answer each and every one of you. 

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alecshadowhunter asked: so are you friends with maura's other kidney or do you fight often?