I am Maura's kidney. I am shaped like a bean.
Please feel free to ask me questions,
I will answer them as soon as I am able.
Being a kidney is hard work.
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The fact that Sasha started following Maura’s Kidney on twitter just makes me love her even more.
<3
(Source: supafangirl)
Answering this one right away - Yes, absolutely, broken-bard! I’m new to Twitter myself and am not particularly savvy at using it.
I must thank my flowery assistant Lee for helping me with Maura’s Kidney’s twitter account. :)

Maura’s kidney uses the magic of Bluetooth technology to tap into Maura’s laptop and internet connection.
(Catney uses her sister kidney’s internet access, but more about that soon…)

The post in which we discover Maura’s kidney has been mildly misinformed.


Kidney Communicator: I started this blog on merely a whim so I am very happy that so many people find it entertaining. Maura’s kidney would like to pass on her gratitude as well; after filtering blood and producing urine her entire life she enjoys taking a moment to respond to your questions! We aim to answer each and every one of you.
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